Don't start with me 'cause I've finished with you
I've had enough of the silly things you do
I need some space and a change of pace
I'm not impressed with your fantasies in lace

It was the last thing I imagined

I need something to love
Not a woman, but something to love
Something to love
Not a woman, but something to love
Something to love
Not a woman, thanks but no thanks
Something to love
Not a woman, thanks but no thanks

Something that's kind and something that's warm
Don't really mind, could be anything at all
Something to love and that loves me too
Something that knows that I've got feelings too

And for the second time this evening

I need something to love
Not a woman, but something to love
Something to love
Not a woman, but something to love
Something to love
Not a woman, thanks but no thanks
Something to love
Not a woman, thanks but no thanks

Open up your mind, take off your buttons and your bows
Scrape the paint from off your face the varnish from your toes

I've read the works of Sigmund Freud
He seemed to say that girls we can't avoid
You think we can't leave you alone
I heard a man say, "We're better off on our own"

I was the first one to acknowledge

I need something to love
Not a woman, but something to love
Something to love
Not a woman, but something to love
Something to love
Not a woman, thanks but no thanks
Something to love
Not a woman, thanks but no thanks

You were the last thing that I wanted