The boys and me play silly games
Trying to prove that we're still the same
The boys and me are left alone
No-one for comp'ny, no-one at home

The boys and me play drinking games
"Make mine a double" and "I'll have the same"
The boys and me from pints to quarts
Watching the barmaid selling us short

And every Saturday ends like this
Silly boys at play
Then every Sunday we stand and pray
Like Sunday School boys

The boys and me play silly games
Betting as raindrops drip down the pane
The boys and me we waste the hours
Watching the shoppers, watching the showers

And every Saturday ends like this
Silly boys at play
Then every Sunday we stand and pray
Like Sunday School boys

Sunday School boys we used to be
Breelcreemed-down hair and pink-scrubbed knees
And all of the future we could see
Be whatever we want to be

The boys and me have loved and lost
No fond reminders, just of the cost
The boys and me have loved our last
Laughing too loud and drinking too fast   

The boys and me play silly games
Trying to prove that we're still the same
The boys and me are left alone
No-one for comp'ny, no-one at home

And every Saturday ends like this
Silly boys at play
Then every Sunday we stand and pray
Like Sunday School boys